That Time I Was on TV

I like to think of my time at U of T (2.5 years and counting) as a series of experiences, good and bad.

Good: learning a lot, being introduced to awesome new things.
Bad: cramming for exams, bureaucratic nonsense.
Good: finding a great job through the Career Centre.
Bad: spending $60 on a textbook I never used.
Good: sitting in the studio audience of a Christian talk show on CBC and meeting guest Margaret Atwood.

The background to that story is absurdly simple: My phone pinged one afternoon with an e-mail from Context with Lorna Dueck, inviting me and my club (that’s blogUT with a U-T) to sit in the audience for a taping of their show. As the e-mail went on to explain, Context is a Christian talk show that welcomes guests and audience members of diverse faiths and perspectives. I guess ours was the student perspective? The e-mail mentioned free refreshments, gifts for studio audience members, and, oh yeah, that the guest would be CanLit giant (and subject of many an essay o’ mine) Margaret Atwood. I RSVPd in a heartbeat.

In the week-and-a-half before the taping, I couldn’t stop thinking of it. Would I get a chance to talk to Atwood? Would people see me on TV? Would I get to say something from the audience? Would Atwood sign a book? Do I own a book by her? I only had anthologies including her work, so I picked up a hard-cover copy of The Blind Assassin from a used book store, which happened to be a first edition. I read the whole thing in a weekend.

On the evening of, I met my friend outside of the CBC building on Front. We lined up with the other guests and were told that we’d get a chance for Atwood to sign our books. As I stood in line, I worried about what I’d say. Would I mention that I was studying writing at UofT? Would I bring up a certain story of hers that I’d loved? Here is the whole conversation, as it transpired:

TRAIN: (Giving her my copy of The Blind Assassin) “Um, it’s Louis. With an S.”

ATWOOD: “The French way.”

TRAIN: “Yeah. But I’m not French.”

And that was it. You should understand that I do tend to freeze up around cool people. As a result of working with blogUT alone I’ve had the chance to botch engagements with Tony Award-winner William Finn and Man of Steel director Zack Snyder. (If you were with us, you could meet cool people too, and probably with more success…)

After the signing, we got seated in the audience. It is smaller than it looks on TV. Someone from the show came out to get us excited. He did so by talking about his own experiences reading Atwood, about that essay he had to write about The Stone Angel. “She didn’t write that,” I whispered to my friend, just before a fellow in the third row shouted, “She didn’t write that!”

Then a woman from the show came out to teach us how to be an audience. She showed us the APPLAUSE sign above the stage, incorrectly referring to it as an “applause-o-meter,” as if we were telling it how to react, and not the other way round. She had us record some stock applause, in varying levels of intensity. The whole thing was strangely enjoyable, and in retrospect it’s a little scary how much fun I had clapping exactly as much as I was told. But it worked; they got the footage and we got in the mood to applaud like lunatics for whatever stepped on stage.

I sat in the very back row, so you see my face only once. It's basically the most important part.
This is my fascinated face. Fascinating…

Then the show began. Lorna entered, elegant and serious, and introduced the guest a few times. Atwood entered and was warmly welcomed by the host a few times. And then the interview began. I had watched a few snippets of the show in preparation, but I was surprised at how thoughtful the discussion was. Although the perspective was Christian, the topic, environmentalism, was handled with a degree of rationality and care such that it was meaningful to everyone in the audience. After the interview, and some technical difficulties, they filmed another Atwood environmentalism segment, and then another entire episode. From the time we arrived to the time we left, the whole thing took over four hours.

As we left, we were offered some parting gifts: small flashlights, coupons for a restaurant I’d never heard of, and copies of seemingly self-published Christian books. My friend and I turned down the books. Back out on Front, we stepped into a Starbucks. The barista asked where we were coming from.

“We were actually just in the studio audience of a Christian talk show,” I said. “But you probably get that all the time.”

List of UofT Related Facebook Pages

Oh social media, how well you can provide instant gratification and escape for the short attention-spanned generation. I’m going to attempt to compile a list of funny UofT related facebook pages because I realized there are a lot of them. Let’s begin.

Stuff UofT Professors Say

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuff-UofT-Professors-Say

“UofT Professors say the funniest things. Inbox us your favourite prof quotes.”

Likes to date: 6 853
Frequency: Variable- Usually 2-5 posts/week

Recent Posts:

“Nothing in this world is perfect. Except my wife, when she can hear me.” – Prof. Mohammad Mojahedi ECE357

Student: “So what are you going to do for Valentine’s day?”
“You know, I am really tempted to say ‘Your Mom’. Good thing I didn’t.” – Prof. David Liu CSC236

“Has anybody heard of APOG? It’s a very important technique for this course. Okay write it down: A, P, O, G. It stands for……”the Awesome Power Of Genetics”- Prof McCourt BIO260

Spotted at UofT

https://www.facebook.com/SpottedAtUofT

“Have you seen someone at uoft and you would like to send him or her an anonymous message? This is the place! Send us a private message and we’ll post it anonymously.”

Likes to date: 6 467
Frequency: Frequent! 3-7 posts/day

Recent Posts:

I’m hopelessly in love with one of my best friend’s longtime girlfriend, any advice?

Shout out to one of the robarts starbucks employees who gave me a free second coffee just because it was sunday! You made my day!

Hey, anyone got stories about weird stuff happening to them in Queen’s Park?

UofT Memes

https://www.facebook.com/UofTMemes

“Make your memes @ memgenerator.net & send them in!”

Likes to date: 11 880
Frequency: Sporadic- Used to be 2-4 posts/week, recently dwindling

Recent Posts:

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Things U of T Students Don’t Say

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Things-U-of-T-Students-Dont-Say

“Certain things you will never hear a University of Toronto student say. Feel free to send anything you would like us to share!”

Likes to date: 3 165
Frequency: Frequent! 2-8 posts/day

Recent Posts:

“I’m sure the average won’t be that bad, the professor wants us to do well!”

“I sleep.”

“I did well on my math tutorial quizzes, looks like I’m ready for the last question on the midterm!”

Humans of The University of Toronto

https://www.facebook.com/studentsofuoft

“Humans of The University of Toronto is a photographic census of all the lovely people who go to UofT.”

Likes to date: 4 672
Frequency: Frequent, 2-6 posts/day

Recent Posts:

Jess:
“I love reading anthropology…that’s what I’m gonna do right now…
*moment of silence*
…I’m very weird.”

Tony:
“What makes UofT special?”
“It’s a place where you can live, laugh, love.”
“…”
“Ok seriously though, UofT is a place of incredible opportunity. Yes, it is huge, yes it’s impersonal, but that’s the real world for you. It gives you space to try as many new things as you want. You have to look for it though. I found it outside of the classroom through student groups through which I taught in Istanbul, did development work in Kenya, and currently working on a startup idea to help students stop smoking in Toronto.”

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I’m certain there are many more, but I didn’t want this to be an overly long post. If you like any UofT related facebook page, add it in comments below!

Maddie’s Picks

My journey with blogUT started before I even came to U of T–  I found the site over three years ago while frantically researching the school and convincing myself further and further that this was where I was meant to be. When I got my acceptance email I couldn’t wait to learn as much as possible about my new city, school, and home– hence where blogUT comes in.

So in honour of university application season and the fresh crop of future U of T students that will soon be upon us, here are some of my favourite pieces that blogUT has ever published. Enjoy this (re)introduction to your school and city.

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The Ten People You Will Sit Next to on the Greyhound

Let’s face it, the Greyhound is gross.  But it’s cheap, and when you’re in a long distance relationship, or within driving distance from your home, it’s usually the better option than flying or the train.  But each time you step foot onto that confining, sticky cesspool, you play a dangerous game: who will be your seat companion for the duration of your trip?  Whether it be a an hour-long cinch or a half-day doozy, the person sitting next to you can make all the difference in your Greyhound experience.  So, with no further ado, I give you the ten people you will sit next to on the Greyhound.

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