Well, he’s making his lists. Before he checks them twice, I’ve put together a little quiz so that you can make sure you end up on the right one. Here’s how you know which one you are:
Naughty: You dress up as Santa and fake your death in front innocent children
Nice: You tell your friend that if there was anyone you’d turn gay or straight for, it’d be them.
Naughty: You put Metamucil in the gravy.
Nice: You rescue Rudolph from Sarah Palin.
Naughty: Leave cookies out but put a sign beside them that says, “Santa, due to overwhelming concerns for your weight, I respectfully urge you not to eat these delicious home-made just-baked cookies. We’re very concerned, Santa!”
Nice: You tell Santa he can take the night off this year
Naughty: Big Mouth Billy Bass is your gift to [insert name(s)]
Nice yet Naughty: You tell little kids that even though their parents don’t love them, Santa does:)