Hottest Male Profs at U of T
March 2nd, 2011 by saleemaThere’s this rumour floating around that U of T students are super nerds who only care about their grades and have no social lives. What is never mentioned during this idle chit chat is WHY we care about our grades so much. I’m here to dispel the secret. Are you ready?
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We have some hot, scrumptious professors! Not only are they aesthetically gifted, they’re smart. What’s hotter than a smart, hot person? A smart, hot person with authority!
Now, now. I know you’re thinking, This is so superficial, and that I’m taking away from these professors’ brilliance. To that I say, calm down. Pick your head up out of your physics textbook or notes about revolution in Colombia, and take a moment. Walk with me for just a few minutes, and remember that we are young and thus required by law and our biology to take note of good-looking humans.
I’m not the only one who feels this way. There are Facebook groups, websites, and blogs devoted to amazing and gorgeous professors. They make sitting through long lectures in uncomfortable chairs worth it.
So who are some of these intellectual hotties? (AND WHEN ARE THEIR OFFICE HOURS?!) We at blogUT asked around, and came up with a list of twelve, whom we now present to you:
12. Nick Mount (English, UTSG)
11. Jeffrey Kopstein (Political Science, UTSG)
10. Ben Akrigg (Classics, UTSG)
We couldn’t find any photos of Professor Akrigg on the Internet, which is unfortunate, so we have to settle for this placeholder image he uses on his website.
9. Anthony Ruocco (Psychology, UTSC)
8. Dustin Stokes (Philosophy, UTSC)
Our sources say that this photo doesn’t do him justice
7. Scott Browning (Chemistry, UTSG)
6. Michael Reid (Astronomy, UTSG)
5. Darrell Desveaux (Cell & Systems Biology, UTSG)
“I would take his class again just to see him 
” — BIO241 student
4. Geordie Richards (Math, UTSG)
3. Jens Wollesen (Fine Art, UTSG)
There is actually a Facebook group devoted to this silver fox entitled “Marry me, Jens T. Wollesen!“
Hurrah! A group for anyone who wishes to celebrate the wonderful Jens in all his glory. We liked your paintings of your cat Jens, your delightful life stories, and your quirky fondness for the word “actually”. And let’s face it, you’re a bit of a hearthrob. But we mean that in an entirely uncreepy way.
Cheers to the real reason we all stuck with FAH100!
2. Mark Kingwell (Philosophy, UTSG)
He was in the documentary movie “The Corporation” and also has a Facebook group too, called “I Heart Mark Kingwell”!
We don’t care that he sold out and is affliated with Trin One. We don’t care that he did his undergrad at SMC. We didn’t think it was pretentious of him to quote himself in our exam. In fact, we thought it was precious. We also don’t care that he now teaches his first year class in Bader (further distancing himself from smelly first-years). G.I.T. forever!
1. Sean Uppal (Math, UTSG)
We couldn’t find any photos of Professor Uppal, which is a shame because he is a tall drink of water. A scruffy, fashionable math genius? Yes please!
You might disagree with this selection of hot profs, but to each their own. You might even have some hot profs of your own, in which case, you should absolutely let us know because we care a little bit too much about this kind of thing. Either way, hot professors exist, and a lot of them are right here in our nerdy home.
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March 2nd, 2011 at 11:32 pm
It actually pains me to realize that I haven’t had a single hot prof during all my four years at U of T. Le sigh…
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:46 pm
This thread is useless without Matt Ratto at the iSchool. Just saying.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:19 am
Excuse me, where is Kevin O’Neill (Religion)!? Definitely outranks quite a few of these guys, hands down. http://www.religion.utoronto.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kevin.oneill.jpg
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:49 am
Anthony Gramolini from the Physio department at UTSG.
http://individual.utoronto.ca/gramolini/index_files/image310.jpg
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:11 am
Hey! Have you seen the wire for your university?
Check it out here – http://liveoncampus.com/wire/for/university-of-toronto
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:43 am
Gramolini = James Franco, come on
!
Stinchcome from EEB & Ton Lam from Physiology.
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:09 am
I don’t really remember what his name was..but I took a bioethics class at UTM. Young prof, early 30s. And he dressed really well. Ughh!!! I wanted! But I can’t remember the name!
March 3rd, 2011 at 3:06 am
Prof. R. McGill, English Department St.George.
Think Colbert, but wayyyy sexier. I know. Shit’s crazy
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:54 am
YES! Love this list.
Stephen Biggs in the philosophy department is also good looking, too.
March 3rd, 2011 at 11:40 am
Todd Hall in Poli Sci is pretty damn handsome. Great voice, too.
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Awesome blog post to find here! Glad some UTSC profs made it on here. But how did these profs get on the list and get ranked? Just by sheer numbers of those who you surveyed?
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:13 pm
It was more or less arbitrary; it’s more that we’re numbering them rather than ranking them.
March 3rd, 2011 at 1:55 pm
SO delighted that I minored in Math because I had Sean Uppal last semester (I attended all his lectures, wonder why?) and Geordie Richards this whole year. Yay hot profs
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Some of the profs are really cute!! Stokes is a def. hottie. I think the list should also include, ENG Prof. G.Dolan who is very handsome and charismatic, as well as ENG Prof A. Dubois who has an very sweet southern charm and is easy on the eyes. Both Profs are @ UTSC, which only made the list twice tsk tsk… kinda glad I dnt go to UTM J\K
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Can we please drop the use of UTSG to refer to the downtown campus? It looks almost identical to UTSC and will only cause confusion. This is a case of UAS – useless acronym syndrome.
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Hottest female profs too please!
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:55 pm
I had Prof Akrigg for Ancient Greek history, best 3 hours of my week
LOL he comes complete with like a british accent lol
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Send in suggestions for female profs and it will be done.
Also, I’m realizing how deprived I have been of hot professors. I’ve had a couple but apparently they’re all hiding in the math and science departments. Damn arts : (
March 3rd, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Holy whoa, I am loving the response on this blog post!
Gramolini totally looks like James Franco (my BF) and just for that we need to start a part 2 of this post!
We need female hot profs too!! Why have I had zero good looking profs…male or female?!
March 5th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Peter Baltutis – SMC103Y1
http://www.newmantoronto.com/pacpbaltutis.jpg
March 8th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Female : Prof V Dong from chm 247 was pretty hot
March 10th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
Professor Morgan Barense from Psycholoy. She is an example of beauty with brains in psych
March 15th, 2011 at 12:53 am
Psych prof
Zachariah Campbell
UTSC
YES
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/twl/49.jpg
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/twl/t48.jpg
you guys need to do better research. pfft
March 24th, 2011 at 3:16 am
Will Huggon, Psychology Professor, UTSG.
HOT HOT HOT.
March 24th, 2011 at 10:01 am
This Zachariah Campbell is pretty hot. He needs to shave that douchebag facial hair thing he’s got going on though!!
March 30th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Christopher Trigg,I think he’s a new prof, really young…he taught ENG360 last term, and has a british accent which made his nervousness so cute!
and http://homes.chass.utoronto.ca/~jheath/
professor heath from phl265! his lectures made him hotter..
i think profs get more attractive if they can keep your attention during lectures.
April 2nd, 2011 at 9:35 am
MISSING: WILL HUGGINS
rotman commerce!
Omg.
April 6th, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Steven Hayward (Chemistry UTSC) Although he is done here now, he was/is HOT!!!!!
April 9th, 2011 at 12:52 am
Oded Yacobi
UTSG
Made Calc class so much more worthwhile
http://www.math.toronto.edu/oyacobi/
April 9th, 2011 at 3:38 am
Oded Yacobi
http://www.math.toronto.edu/oyacobi/
first year calc teacher at utsg.
April 11th, 2011 at 12:02 am
Where’s Mark Taylor from chem?? omg he’s so cute…
June 12th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
http://individual.utoronto.ca/kevingibbs/
You missed Prof. Gibb of Anthropology. Baaaaabe.
July 13th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Jesse Pagliaroli! He teaches SMC203 downtown
July 17th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Highly agree with “N”… Zachariah Campbell should be on this list (way up)!
More Proof:
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/zachariah.jpg
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/lab.jpg
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/twl/80.jpg
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/images/twl/48.jpg
http://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/~zakzanis/labmembers.html
Fix this list! =)
ps – I love his facial hair… and he’s an awesome prof.
August 20th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
That picture does not even come CLOSE to showing how hot Dustin Stokes is!!!! Can I just add Marc Fournier (UTSC psychology) and Will Kwan (UTSC Studio Art) to this list!!!!
September 1st, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Professor Jordan Peterson (Psychology) should be Nr. 1 on the list, at least on my list he is
Not only is he hot, he has style and he resembles Jeremy Irons. Plus icing on the cake – his lectures are very original and interesting.
October 10th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Hands down, Adam Hammond (English, St George). Beautiful to the point that I lose focus.
October 19th, 2011 at 10:29 am
There seriously needs to be a “Hottest Female Profs at UofT”, too!
LOl. So I can take their classes and lose focus while invariably daydreaming. *ahem* Lol. But yeah. Can someone do one? I’ll buy you lunch! Haha.
November 2nd, 2011 at 1:38 am
Gramolini, cardiovascular physiology!!
November 2nd, 2011 at 4:35 am
THIS LIST CANNOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WILLIAM HUGGINS!! Finance @ UTM + UTSG
http://www.rotman.utoronto.ca/facbios/viewFac.asp?facultyID=William.Huggins
November 3rd, 2011 at 2:15 am
joseph thywissen is good lookin
November 9th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Oh man, Dr. Uppal is my #1 choice as well. I spent many hours admiring him from behind in MAT196. Luckily he couldn’t hear any of my thoughts, yowza. He’s a bit of a cranky Dr. House in person though.
My huge crush was on Dr. Shai Cohen who taught MAT197, though. He has a more nerdy look, but nothing sets my ovaries afire quite like the truly nerdy discourse that fellow could muster. Good with kids, too, but happily married. Wistful sigh~
November 13th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Zachariah should defanitely be at the top of the list, BUT why would he wear the same facial hair like his hero Zakzanis?!?! Makes him look like a lap dog! He should be his own MAN! Also, when I was around, my favorite prof (and pretty hot) was Dr. Amitay. Plus he teaches SEX at Ryerson! http://www.docamitay.com (I don’t know how to get just his pic but his site has his pic on it)
December 13th, 2011 at 12:05 am
No Leo Goldmakher??
December 20th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
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January 11th, 2012 at 1:31 am
Zachariah Campbell, Zachariah Campbell, ZACHARIAH CAMPBELL!!!
January 18th, 2012 at 11:02 am
Zachariah Campbell!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my I used to think of random question to ask him just so I could talk to him. He had me drooling every class
January 25th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Scott Rayter! I could listen to him lecture forever.
February 12th, 2012 at 11:50 pm
12/12 are caucasoid (using the social definition of race, as biological races dont exist)
11/12 are white
compare to the average demographics of this campus
same thing if you look at the chili pepper distributions on rate my professor
95 percent of hot male profs are white
hot female profs are well represented by all races
February 23rd, 2012 at 12:21 pm
For the professors who have no picture…most of you people have cell phones, right? Well, GET STALKING! :p
(Seriously, though…get some pictures!)